Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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