Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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