i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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