Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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