I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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