bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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