she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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