Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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