That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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