I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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