So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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