I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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