It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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