It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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