I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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