As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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