Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Randomize
