just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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