how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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