Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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