I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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