Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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