If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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