i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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