so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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