Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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