Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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