I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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