I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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