bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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