Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
