No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
3pm strippers are depressing
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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