Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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