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Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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