GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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