So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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