I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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