i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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