I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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