i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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