Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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