you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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