Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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