mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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