Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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