Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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