So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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