when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
This is my gift to your gina
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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