I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
