Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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