Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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