This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
