fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I understand Curling. That high.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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