Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
