let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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