I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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