I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So much rum. So many feels.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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