Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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